Monday, October 18, 2010

America Is Number One!

Except for being:

- 49th in life expectancy.
- 30th in infant mortality.
- 19th in child well being.
- 27th in student math literacy.
- 22nd in student science literacy.
- 108th in terms of soundness of its banks.

But do not despair. We can rejoice in being:

- 1st in incarceration rate.
- 1st in world arms supply.
- 5th in number of executions.

Life is good in wonderland. Lets go to the movies!

Sources: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.

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